Time for Golf!

Keep your calendar open April 30th for the SMMOI golf outing. Stay tuned for details.

Golfisms -

1. You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time.
2. Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.
3. Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make 2 triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
4. No matter how bad you are playing, it's always possible to play worse.
5. If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.